So it’s Friday, early afternoon in this part of the world. I know none of you can possibly be thinking about work, so here’s a little something to keep you occupied for the rest of the afternoon.
It’s the annual, can-be-used-anytime-of-year-for-any-occasion Letter of Doom.
Feel free to fill in the blanks, print this out, and leave it in an obvious place…(PDF version also available here for your convenience – Letter of Doom):
Dear _____________ (spouse/sibling/BFF/parent(s)/dog, cat or python/boss/all of the above):
As you know, ____________________ (Christmas/Chanukah/Solstice/my birthday/your birthday/Valentine’s Day/Groundhog Day/THAT special anniversary/that day when you really want to suck up because you broke that thing I love) is coming up very soon. I think we would both like me to be happy with your chosen gift. Let me assist you in that endeavour.
Step 1: Email indigodragonfly: firstname.lastname@example.org (or, if you’re feeling really adventurous, go to their website: indigodragonfly.wordpress.com
Step 2: Give them my list
- more ______________
- oh yeah, and _____________
- all the yarn in the universe
All orders received by December 7 will be shipped on December 9 and should (Canada Post and USPS willing) arrive at all US and Canadian (outside of Ontario) destinations in time for Christmas. All Ontario orders received by December 14 will ship on December 16 and should arrive in time for Christmas. For all other occasions, allow 2 weeks for deliveries outside Ontario, and 1 week for delivery within Ontario.
Oh wait…you left this till the last minute again, didn’t you? And you think it’s too late? No worries, Otis has that covered too. If you’re a little late, he will personally send an electronic card you can print out me so that I have something to open while stalking ___________, our local postal worker.
Electronic gift certificates are also available in any denomination and can be emailed to you right up to Christmas Eve, and redeemed at anytime. Just email Kim, tell her it’s for me and how much you’d like to spend…then all you have to do is print it out and make sure you have your earplugs handy. The squeeing will be epic.
Your ever loving _______________________